What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Don't go bacon my heart!
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You're under a vest!
What did the shy pebble say?
I wish I was a little boulder!
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Nice gnawing you!
What did one pig say to the other pig?
You take me for grunted!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did one leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you!
What did the duck say to the waiter?
Put it on my bill!
What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
“You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!”
What did the blanket say to the bed?
I've got you covered!
What did the squirrel say to his girlfriend?
I'm nuts about you!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did one penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he gave him the cold shoulder!
What did the traffic light turn red?
People saw him changing!
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!