Valentine's Day Jokes

Funny Valentine's Day jokes and love jokes to give you inspiration for those Valentine's Day cards!

What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts!

What happened when the candle went dating?

It found the perfect match!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I love you watts and watts!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

What do you call a small Valentine's Day card?

A Valen-tiny!

What do farmers give their partners on Valentine's Day?

Hogs and kisses!

This Valentine's Day I expect to be inundated!

Sorry, I meant: in, undated!

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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