Teacher gave everyone homework - to keep a DIARY. But how did Smiffy get started?
Would you ever return a hat because it was the right way round?
Which pet do you think is best?
Has anybody ever told you that you would need instructions for a footrace?
Penny for your thoughts?
Have you ever been woken up by somebody phoning a wrong number?
Which birthday gift would be Smiffy's favourite?
Have you ever gotten confused and gone to work instead of school?
You're even more Smiffy than Smiffy! Put the kettle on, it’s time for a fish and chip dance party.
Time to memorise the alphabet for a fun paint-by-numbers! You’re nearly almost just about three-quarters Smiffy.
Go water the plants – but put a coat on, it’s raining! Half-Smiffy is still mostly Smiffy.
You eat the doughnut, but leave the hole. We’re all a little bit Smiffy – being different is what makes life interesting!
You’re not Smiffy at all! In Beanotown, we call that boring!