Teacher Jokes

Funny teacher jokes from Beano.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

What happened to the maths teacher's garden?

The plants all grew square roots!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

They couldn't control their pupils!

Why did the teacher write on the window?

So their lesson was clear!

Why was the music teacher sad?

He had lots of trebles!

Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!

What’s the difference between teachers and sweets?

Kids like sweets!

Why did the teacher go to the beach?

He wanted to test the water!

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