What happens to naughty astronauts?
They get grounded!
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors!
What kind of music do planets like?
What come from another world and are really, really slow?
What do you call a spaceship that drips water?
A crying saucer!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
What came from outer space to do magic tricks?
A flying sorcerer!
Why wasn't the astronaut hungry?
She'd had a big launch!
What's the best way to organise a space party?
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, dude!
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head!
What was the biggest problem with the space restaurant?
It had no atmosphere!