Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
What do butterflies study at school?
What’s black, white and horrible?
A maths test!
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
What happened to the maths teacher's garden?
The plants all grew square roots!
Why did the echo get detention?
For answering back!
Why should you never do maths in the jungle?
Because if you add four and four, you might get ate!
Who's in charge of the pencil case?
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
They couldn't control their pupils!
How do you get straight A’s at school?
Use a ruler!
Why did the teacher write on the window?
So their lesson was clear!
What’s the worst thing you can find in a school canteen?
Why was the maths book sad?
It had too many problems!
Where do kittens go on school trips?
Why was the music teacher sad?
He had lots of trebles!
What happenes to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
Why is an English teacher like a judge?
They both hand out long sentences!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Someone told him it was a piece of cake!
What’s the difference between teachers and sweets?
Kids like sweets!