Pig Jokes

These corkers are porkers... or porkers are corkers. We can't quite tell which! Tickle yourself pink with these funny pig jokes.

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?

A nosey porker!

What did one pig say to the other pig?

You take me for grunted!

How to pigs get to hospital?

By hambulance!

How do pigs send secret messages?

With invisible oink!

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon!

What do pigs put on cuts?

Oinkment!

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