Insect Jokes

We've got enough insect jokes to tickle the funny bones of even the eight-armed!

Where do you take a sick hornet?

The waspital!

Where do wasps go on holiday?


What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar!

Don't worry, you'll soon change!

What do butterflies sleep on?


Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

What can fly underwater?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

What insect is the most untidy?

The litterbug!

What insect runs away from everything?

A flea!

What insect is good at counting?

An account-ant!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

Why do spiders use google?

To find websites!

What has fifty legs but can’t walk?

Half a centipede!

What insects are always complaining?

Grumble bees!

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug!

What happens if you eat caterpillars?

You get butterflies in your tummy!

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