Horse Jokes

Laugh yourself horse with these funny jokes from the farm...

When does a horse talk?

Whinny wants to!

Who was the horse's favourite footballer?

NEIGH-mar!

Why did the horse sneeze?

Hay fever!

How do horses say hello?

Hay!

Did you hear about the sad horse?

He told a tale of whoa!

What kind of horse is good at swimming?

A seahorse!

What game do horses like best?

Stable tennis!

What is a horse’s favourite TV show?

Neigh-bours!

What do you ask a sad horse?

Why the long face?

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