Egg Jokes

These egg jokes and puns will crack you up...

If the yolks on this page get you chickling, don't miss our hen house-load of chicken jokes as well, or check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?


What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

What happens when an egg hears a joke?

It cracks up!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

Dennis: "This egg is bad!"

Dad: "Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

What did the egg say to the mixer?

I know when I'm beaten!

How do monsters like their eggs?


What do you call alien eggs?


How do comedians like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!

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