Why was the duck arrested?
It was suspected of fowl play!
Why do ducks make good detectives?
They always quack the case!
What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?
What did the duck say to the waiter?
Put it on my bill!
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement!
When does a duck get up?
At the quack of dawn!
On what side does a duck have the most feathers?