Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
What do cows read in the morning?
What do you get from nervous cows?
What do cows use in text messages?
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moovies!
Why do cows lie down in groups when it’s cold?
To keep each udder warm!
What do you call it when one cow spies on another?
What do you call a cow who plays guitar?
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Why do cows tell jokes?
To amoo-se themselves!
Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…
[INTERUPT THEM] MOOOO!!!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?
No, cows go moo!