Bird Jokes

Fly to new comedy heights with bird jokes from Beano - here's our collection of funny bird jokes and one-liners!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?


Why do owls get invited to parties?

Because they're a hoot!

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?

A wisequacker!

What did the duck say to the waiter?

Put it on my bill!

Why did the bird go to the hospital?

To get tweetment!

Why did the bird fly into the library?

Because he was looking for bookworms!

What do you call two birds in love?


What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!

What kind of bird sticks to clothes?

A vel-crow!

What bird is always out of breath?

A puffin!

What do you get if you cross a canary with a lawnmower?

Shredded tweet!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's quicker than walking!

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