Bear Jokes

These bear-faced jokes will be sure to get you grinning - the best funny bear jokes from Beano!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why was the bear spoiled?

People always panda'd to him!

Who's the silliest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they look silly wearing kagoules!

What is a bear’s favourite drink?


What do you do if you find a bear in your toilet?

Let him finish!

What do you call bear with no ears?

A b!

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